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  1. Mine at home is http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/2957381933
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    Heartbeat

    Long shot but has anybody got Heartbeat series 14,looked everywhere for it. Also need series 15/16/17/18 Mucho thanko........... Cheers Dave
  3. New double din dvd stereo with gps + reverse camera. Boxed 6.2 inch 16:9 TFT LCD monitor. High Resolution 800(3)*480 RGB (RGB) touch screen with Graphical User Interface. All keys supply red and blue LED which match your car perfectly DVD/VCD/CD/MP3/MPEG4/DIVX/CD-R/WMA/JPEG Built in FM/AM tuner and preset 24 stations Built in GPS system GPS (music or radio while in GPS Navigation mode) GPS Navigation handwriting function Built in Bluetooth support hand-free call Built in4x50W amplifier 4ch audio output 1 A/V input(1 video,2 audio), 1 A/V output(1 video,4 audio). Auto rear viewing function Picture adjustment (brightness, contrast, color, settings) Remote control for all function Steeling Wheel controls ports Support Chinese, English, Russian.Portugal,turkey,Itlay,Franch, Treble/medium/bass adjust function. USB jack slots for MP3,MP4,WMA,AVI,JPEG files. Electronic & mechanical anti-shock system Specifications: Screen size: 6.2 inch touch screen Support function: Bluetooth / DVD/FM FM: Frequency range:522-1620KHZ FM inter-frequency range 10.7MHZ FM SNR:60DB FM Stereo crosstalk: 60DB AM: AM frequency range:522-1620KHZ AM inter-frequency range Noise sensitivity:60DB DVD: DVD SNR:70DB DVD frequency range:42HZ-20KHZ DVD Stereo crosstalk:65DB Power:18.8V dc Output power:4CH*45W Speaker sistance :4-8OM Dimension: 25*25*18CM Net Weight:2250g Gross weigh:2430g £135.00 ono Can post
  4. Happy birthday Jamer,Have a great one. :Thumbs_Up1:
  5. if i yank ya chain you will be flushed lol not got fax else i would send you one.. cant you use free online fax?? or pc to fax
  6. Send yerself a fax............
  7. New Bikes & trikes section
  8. Just been bought one of these http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/181064738668?ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1439.l2649 Has Primo (which is crap) installed as gps on card, Need Tomtom or Primo 2012 for windows ce and hopefully some help in sorting it Cheers Dave
  9. Banger Bargains is now live. Here you can advertise older vehicles including Cars,bikes,vans campers etc. Under £500 Under£1000 Over£1000 sections Separate roadworthy & none roadworthy sections New or used parts,car audio etc + section for odds and ends. Section for wanted & swapshop. Now with Bikes/Trikes section Free advertising,Feature ads also free until 1 April 2013 then only £3.00 a month. http://bangerbargains.com http://bangerbargains.co.uk Both are same site
  10. Has anybody got a copy of The Jackal from 1997 with bruce willis in please?
  11. She is a friend of my daughters m8. Site now up & running. Thanks for help folks,Decided on this logo Login was playing up if any probs please let me know http://bangerbargains.com http://bangerbargains.co.uk Both same site
  12. Trying to get new site running http://bangerbargains.com Still struggling with Photoshop etc (Brain stops play lol) Could do with some help with appearance,mainly header. Any constructive criticism welcomed. Anyone good with wordpress fancy co-admin/mod. I hate being ill... :Tongue: :Tongue:
  13. Ipad or quality android tablet wanted,cash waiting. May swap/px cash either way for Dell Vostro 1120 lappy in good nick. May sell Dell if price is right.
  14. Not really a noob??? Only the noobiest of noob noobs,,,,,, :In-love: Hiya m8,what you up to now?
  15. Just got a cheap android tablet off ebay. What ebook reader is best,also what is best format to use. 7" capacative running running 4.04 for £56 inclusive,works well so far,
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    Happy New Year

    Happy Nude Beer to ya all...............
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    Merry Christmas

    Best wishes to all members and their families.
  18. In the year of our Lord 2012 God visited Noah and said unto him, “Once again the world has become unliveable and overpopulated. Build an Ark and take on it a pair of each living creature and a few good humans. In six months I shall send rain for forty days and forty nights, and all shall be destroyed.” Six months later God returned unto Noah and said unto him, “Noah, you have not done as I asked. Where is the Ark? You have done nothing at all. Look at the gathering storm clouds! Tomorrow it will begin to rain!” Noah replied: “Forgive me, All Powerful One, I did all I could, but times have changed. I tried to build the Ark but I needed a building permit and the inspector gave me grief over the regulation fire alarm system. My neighbours formed an association in protest against the scaffolding in my garden as that violates regulations and obstructs their view. I had to get a mediator in to reach an agreement. I had to do a feasibility study and cost up the transport of the Ark to the sea. They just wouldn’t have it that the sea was going to come to the Ark. I then ran into trouble cutting the timber. Environmental lobby groups raised issues of contributing to deforestation and it was destroying the habitat of several endangered species, and the Ministry of the Environment didn’t recognise the authority I was given. I explained that on the contrary I was trying to save these species, but they were just not having it. I was starting to get the animals together when the RSPCA and the WWF kicked off at me for acts of cruelty for collecting them against their will and taking them away from their natural habitat and shutting them up in a restricted space without the regulation space for them to display their natural behaviours. Then the Environment Agency wanted a study done on the environmental impact of this alleged rain. And all the while I was battling the EU working regulations for using volunteer workforce. I took them on because the unions didn’t like me employing my own sons saying that I must use suitably qualified labour and of course members of a union. HMRC then seized my assets claiming that I was preparing to flee the country illegally and threatened to charge me with attempting to smuggle endangered and dangerous species out of the country without the appropriate permits. So forgive me, Almighty, but at that point I could take no more and gave up on the project." Then the skies cleared, a rainbow appeared and the sun shone. Noah said, “Are you not going to destroy the world then?” And the Lord replied, “No point. Red tape seems to be doing the job admirably.”
  19. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that any country is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the “wishee”!By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the “wishor” to actually implement any of the wishes for her or him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the “wishor”. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the “wishor”. Dave
  20. Police arrest the 1970’s in dawn raid Scotland Yard have confirmed that the 1970’s have been arrested on suspicion of sexual offenses dating back as far as 1970 in a dawn raid this morning. The detectives in charge of the Jimmy Savile investigation have arrested every male media personality from the decade and built a time machine to take them back to the 1970’s, where they will hold the era in suspended animation to prevent any further sexual offenses taking place. Chief Inspector Nick Crimms spoke to The Daily What A ###### Surprise yesterday: “We know that 1970’s committed sexual offenses and said many sexist comments about females who may have been under 18. This makes us certain that any male living in the decade was and continues to be a pedophile, which is why we have arrested the entire 1970’s. Police scientists are currently investigating ways to erase the entire decade from time.” when asked if he was a pedophile, Nick Crimms remarked: “We have compelling evidence to suggest that I may have looked in my rear view mirror at a group of school girls in 1979 and thought ‘Phoworrrrr, if I was a few years younger.’. If found guilty I will face justice and commit suicide because I won’t be able to live with myself.” In wake of the arrests John Thaw’s desiccated corpse has been exhumed and is currently being interviewed by specially trained Police Officers. “We want to send a clear message out to these offenders that being dead will not allow them to escape responsibility for their crimes. John Thaw was in the public conscience in 1970’s so is certain to be a you-know-what.” said Crimms. Meanwhile, campaigners are calling for Dennis Waterman to hung from the trees in Hyde Park without trail for saying “Hello love.” to a 15 year old girl in 1976. More disturbingly evidence has surfaced detectives have said, that Sean Connery may have said something sexist and looked at a teenage girl’s bottom sometime between 1964 and 1971, meaning that the entire 1960’s will be investigated as well. The 1960’s spokesman was unavailable for comment, as he his is currently being held in custody on suspicion of looking down a girl’s top.
  21. Where you bin you grumpy old bugger,bout time you picked toys up and started posting again imho
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    Mot failed

    Still looking into getting welding done for mot,need car for doctors & hospital visits so got to get something sorted asap.
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