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cside17

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  1. Yeah Bebo, someone told me they can make the keyboard sticky!
  2. Do us newbies get to hear the juicy details of why he/she was banned? Just because i'm curious......! In Canada that's a good thing! cside17justaddingtohispostcountsohecangettowherethegoodstuffonthissiteisasappare ntlyitisprettygood.................sogetusedtomystupidposts
  3. Thanks, no worries, it has been eroding away for a few years. Tried to keep it together for the kids....but there comes a point!
  4. Whoops, sorry about that, don't no why 2nd post happened. I blame it on either vista,small keyboards, or the 7..8..9..th beer!
  5. I was here once or twice before....honestly, I even joined the EpL fantasy league last year(hint I need a nudge,or link to this years) Well after 23 years of wedded bliss, my wife and I seperated. And it has taken me 7 months of penny pinching, to be able to secure my own computer. What sucks ids the fact it's wY TOO SMALL FOR MY FAT FINGERS.(see previous few words. I'm way to lazy to go back and retype) Who thought of putting the caps lock by the a. couldn't be arsed to start a web petition against small laptop keyboards! Ok, now I have no idea why, my font is leaning(1..2..3..4 beers only..honestly) :Furious: Anyway, a question or 2 for any one that can answer. New laptop has vista( :thumbsdown: ), some ?'s around downloading live football streams. Should I ask in regular forums, or in PM's if anyone is interested(i don't want to step on any toes, I DO THAT ALL DAY AT WORK,) a co-worker on here sugested \i throw it out, even gave me a name to pm, but she spelt it wrong. She is blonde after all! Anyway good night, I will leave you with a joke,non blonde even! Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football with only three defenders. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
  6. I was here once or twice before....honestly, I even joined the EpL fantasy league last year(hint I need a nudge,or link to this years) Well after 23 years of wedded bliss, my wife and I seperated. And it has taken me 7 months of penny pinching, to be able to secure my own computer. What sucks ids the fact it's wY TOO SMALL FOR MY FAT FINGERS.(see previous few words. I'm way to lazy to go back and retype) Who thought of putting the caps lock by the a. couldn't be arsed to start a web petition against small laptop keyboards! Ok, now I have no idea why, my font is leaning(1..2..3..4 beers only..honestly) :Furious: Anyway, a question or 2 for any one that can answer. New laptop has vista( :thumbsdown: ), some ?'s around downloading live football streams. Should I ask in regular forums, or in PM's if anyone is interested(i don't want to step on any toes, I DO THAT ALL DAY AT WORK,) a co-worker on here sugested \i throw it out, even gave me a name to pm, but she spelt it wrong. She is blonde after all! Anyway good night, I will leave you with a joke,non blonde even! Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football with only three defenders. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
  7. Hi all, nice board even if I can't figure out how to post attachments. :Sad: I registered a few years ago, on the advice of a fellow worker. I will leave it to that person whether they want to identify themselves. I lost my hard drive just after I registered, and basically forgot about it. Recently this site came up in conversation, and there you have it now I am back. Only to find out that someone else has been posting all my jokes for the last 2 yrs. :Surprise: Shame on you!
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