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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that any country is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the “wishee”!By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the “wishor” to actually implement any of the wishes for her or him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the “wishor”.

 

The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the “wishor”.

 

Dave

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Ouch! Reading that gave me a headache...I am therefore going to have to sue you Dave for your overly verbose, non-committal holiday greeting...LOL!

 

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Just now read this brilliant piece, Dave.

 

What better CHRISTMAS present than a good laugh ...thanks.

However, I can't help but think of the nonsense that's inspired you to write it and it's given my laughter a bitter twinge.

 

A very (belated) Merry Christmas to you too!

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