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  1. Have a great day. I'll have an extra pint or five on your behalf!
  2. Covid 19. The name is enough to strike fear into even the strongest of us. When a person is gravely ill and being admitted into hospital surrounded by doctors wearing PPE they are asked questions. Different questions due to the threatening nature of this virus. Do you have a next of kin? Are you religious? What about resuscitation? What about life support? Do you want to be kept alive on a ventilator...for how long. These are the types of questions that are being asked during this Pandemic. They are valid, but disturbing for most, if not all of us. We have been informed that with Ovid 19 the need for a ventilator means you are close to death and most do not come off of the ventilator. Only the very strongest. The answers to these questions show a glimpse of the character of the person. You have probably answered these questions in your own head as you read them. That part is easy. But would you say the same if you were being admitted to hospital? This is when true character is revealed ....this is when only once in a very long while a truly wonderful person can be recognized. I know of a person that was asked these very questions. They said, according to the admitting doctor, to pull them off of the ventilator, thereby ceasing life support if the ventilator was needed by someone that had a better chance of living. What a answer. When push comes to shove I want this person on my side. It has been my privilege to have had her at my side for over 42 years. Wife, Mother, Grandmother or friend. Call her what you will. I call her Candy. Love Always, Norm
  3. Yes, many thanks from this side of the pond!
  4. Good to hear from you......
  5. It would be funny to see a bright green theif riding down the road. It wouldn't be so funny having a bright gree driveway!
  6. different idea you would also need to glue insulation to pipe so it is secure
  7. Perhaps a liquid plastic as plastic is a poorer conductor of heat than I assume metal. If your rail is wood it is already as good as it gets so wear gloves.
  8. thePanhandler

    2020

    Since joining Jamers I have lost both parents, a brother-in-law, a nephew, and a couple of days ago my little sister. I am certain that I am not alone in my losses nor will I cease to incur more. I do propose a moments pause in our life to reflect upon those no longer with us. Norm
  9. Oh. Thank God to hear that. It's such a relief! Wow! With all the weird thoughts I haven't been able sit comfortably for two days now. Take care of yourself. If you don't have to swallow the large pills how exactly do you ahhhh.....ahhh....never mind.
  10. Take care of yourself. If you don't have to swallow the large pills how exactly do you ahhhh.....ahhh....never mind.
  11. I've been using avast....seems good
  12. thePanhandler

    Sorry guys

    So sorry to hear that. I can only hope for a full recovery. All the best. Norm Fingers crossed!
  13. Doubled the dose of the wrong meds???
  14. It's great to see that you have returned to action! Hope you have a new doc that actually went to a human medical school!
  15. A salaried position I presume???
  16. You are beyond my abilities already. Good Luck
  17. Yes, belated it may be but still a sincere HAPPY NEW YEARS to one and all!!!
  18. I guess it's a bit late but Merry Christmas everyone! And a Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Norm in Canada!
  19. Sounds like you are working hard. Do you need help?
  20. Alcohol WarningsDue to increasing products liability, alcoholic beverages manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following Warning labels be placed immediately on all bottles.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
  21. The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed? An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread... In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Ethel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Ethel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominator!! Now if you knew our Ethel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Ethel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done !? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!! Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey................
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