daveb47 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 They sent my Census form back!! In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of ###### Eastern Europe!' ...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparks Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 You been reading the sun comments section again?... :Winky: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveb47 Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 nope but obviously you have lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparks Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 nope but obviously you have lol It's called googling for the source.... :Winky: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alloneword Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 nope but obviously you have lol LOL @Daveb I had some bird come calling the other day asking if i filled it in .......... Of course i filled it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dead Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I had 2 callers one week apart our lass got worried so made me fill it in, so i did well i say i filled it in the bits like name rank serial number yes but the rest i put N/A and on the front of the form i explained that the N/a where the bits i believe are not needed in order to carry out a census. Don't let them say i wasn't considerate enough to not explain things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparks Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 It'll be interesting to see what you get back Mr D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I accidentally on purpose got my D.O.B wrong (did it on-line) for the year i put 96 and not 76. it then come up that as I'm 15 or under the rest i did not need to full in (but i did not submit it only saved it needed for the website to close 1st it will auto submit) so thats not me submitting it then. when you submit that's the bit on the site about the declaration for not B.S ing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparks Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I believe when filling in the 2001 form (shame on me!), I got my DOB wrong by a century.. They never came back to me to correct it, so maybe I should ask them if I am now the world's oldest person... :Laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dead Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I'm waiting with anticipation m8 for them coming back to me with it will be interesting the reason they give why they need all the extra rubbish they want you to answer. I'm very proud of my answer to the question how do you feel i thought long and hard about it and in capital letters wrote WHY :He-he: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djweeble Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I'm very proud of my answer to the question how do you feel ? My mate put, "It all depend on who I'm shagging and how deep it is up their @rse at the time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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