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THE GOVERNMENT TODAY ANNOUNCED THAT THEY’RE CHANGING THEIR’ EMBLEM FROM AN "ENGLISH ROSE" TO A CONDOM. THEY SAY THE REASON FOR THIS ‘CHANGE’ IS THAT A CONDOM IS A BETTER REFLECTION OF THE GOVERNMENT'S POLITICAL STANCE. A CONDOM ALLOWS FOR INFLATION, HALTS PRODUCTION, DESTROYS THE NEXT GENERATION, AND PROTECTS A BUNCH OF DICKS. IT ALSO, GIVES YOU A SENSE OF SECURITY WHILE YOU'RE BEING SCREWED.

 

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