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Mars is reasonable; Venus ... not so much.


beebo

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Enjoying a cigarette on our back porch this evening, my Wife and I were discussing a topic which we both found to be quite interesting. She, having finished her smoke, snuffed it out and stepped back into the house, still speaking. She closed the double-paned sliding door and continued speaking. Seeing that I had a very puzzled look on my face and that I had no come-back to what she was saying to me, she angrily stalked off.

 

I'm still puzzled. "Men are from Mars / Women are from Venus", had always been a silly expression to me 'til now and I find myself in need of a Venusian hand-book.

Even some simple pointers would be fine.

 

Thanks in advance.

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It's car keys with my wife (her car keys)

You see, I will insist on moving or hiding them on purpose.

Mine are always either in the back door keyhole or the hook in the kitchen.

 

But I like to hide hers and it does annoy her. I put them in the bottom of her bag or her coat pocket.

Sometimes craftily on her dressing table behind a bottle of perfume and even on the baths edge next to the toilet.

I once left them in her ignition - boy I was a tw*t that day :)

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