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Farquard

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Farquard last won the day on October 7 2017

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  • Birthday 11/01/1948

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    Model Railroading, Auto Racing, Photography, Graphic Imaging, Science Fiction, Cooking
  1. A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you
  2. Never saw this one before or knew as many of our film heroes were also our country heroes. They Were Men Incredible list, incredible men... read to the end. I can only send this to people our age, since today's people don't have any idea who these Men were and that's a pity. Sterling Hayden, US Marines and OSS. Smuggled guns into Yugoslavia and parachuted into Croatia. James Stewart, US Army Air Corps. Bomber pilot who rose to the rank of General. Ernest Borgnine, US Navy. Gunners Mate 1c, destroyer USS Lamberton. Ed McMahon, US Marines. Fighter Pilot. (Flew OE-1 Bird D
  3. For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, Ford issued a press release stating: If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: For no reason whatsoever, y
  4. Mammogram Preparation Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for the week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises right in the privacy of your own home. Exercise #1: Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Repeat with the other breast. Set an appointment with the
  5. 25 Ways to know if you are a TRUE Floridian... 1. Socks are only for bowling. 2. You never use an umbrella because the rain will be over in five minutes. 3. A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. 4. Your winter coat is made of denim. 5. You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. 6. You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. 7. Anything under 70 degrees is chilly. 8. You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. 9. You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. 10.
  6. HOW TO SIMULATE BEING A SAILOR 1. Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for six months. 2. Run all the pipes and wires in your house exposed on the walls. 3. Repaint your entire house every month using gray paint. 4. Renovate your bathroom. Lower all shower heads to four and one-half feet off the deck. 5. When you take showers, make sure you turn off the water while you soap down. 6. On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, turn water heater temperature up to 300 degrees. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, turn water heater off. 7. On Saturdays and Sundays tell your
  7. I am sure you have asked yourself. We do not have a Chimney, how does Santa come to visit us.... Here is your answer.... ENERGIZE!
  8. Chipped Beef Dip (Civilian Version of SOS Dip) Ingredients: 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened 2 (2 1/2 ounce) jars chipped beef, chopped 16 ounces sour cream 1 bunch green onion, chopped 1 large bell pepper, chopped 1 (1 ounce) envelope ranch dressing mix Directions: 1 Blend all ingredients together. 2 Place in your favorite serving bowl or a 9x9 casserole dish.
  9. I know they can look in a wallet for such a card.
  10. If you have Sirius XM radio in your car, and it is INACTIVE, try it now! Sirius is providing FREE 24/day service NOW through December 3rd.
  11. Heck, if they let a crusty old tlhIngan in, you can be sure you will be WELCOME. Come on and join in the fun!
  12. "Short" I am not, in "either" respect!
  13. NO.. Not FARGUARD it is FARQUARD As in Dward Q. Farquard III
  14. One never knows where one will wind up! Oh well.... Let's see.... I am new to this board, but have been around the boards for many years. I have run many a board over time. I have been (and am serving currently as) an Administrator, Super/Global Moderator and/or Moderator on a few boards. After serving as a Dean and an Administrator for my University's computer network; I have been named Dean Emeritus. Some of you, I am sure know me, as I have always used this same name. Others, I look forward to meet you. I feel a stranger is a friend I have not yet met. I wish EVERYONE a g
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