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Bloody hell !

Look what the cat dragged in !!

Welcome back, it's always worth coming back :Cool:

A Knights Tale

Brilliant :Thumbs_Up1:

We Will We Will Rock You :Thumbs_Up1:

Have a good one mister, I'm raising a glass or eight for you :Cool:

I use this one - good for up to 200MB per file

 

http://www.zippyshare.com/

 

:)

Now that is a nice little link,

Cheers mister, I'll be making use of that

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I've been trying to clear the snow from my satellite dish, first with a Pole and then with a Spade.

I still don't have a signal and the Pole reckons the Spade nicked the dish.

:Surprise:

Stolen from Captain Ranty (search and ye shall find) :Winky:

In what is described as a 'truly sensational' report we learn that those who rightly condemned all of those climate lies over the years were spot on.

 

AGW, Climate Change, call it what you will, (they do, they change it to suit the ludicrous agenda they push), is complete and utter tosh.

 

You might want to bear that in mind when the Green Freaks start howling about CO2.

 

CO2 is that stuff that trees need to live. The trees very kindly suck it up and release it as something useful to every living thing on the planet: air.

 

The Greens want to save the planet, but in order to do so, they want to radically reduce CO2 emissions which will kill the trees which will kill all the animals and plants, and it will most assuredly kill off the people too. What is it about these freaks that drives them towards a pristine earth containing no people, no fauna, and no flora? Is that the dream? A nice shiny earth but completely devoid of life?

 

It's the same with PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), whose members almost never come across a healthy animal that they didn't want to put down. PETA euthanises 90% of the animals they pick up. How lovely for the animals.

 

We also have the depopulation mob. Despite empirical evidence showing that the planet can sustain 118 billion people, they insist that 7 billion souls are already too many. Naturally, all those espousing this claptrap want to kill off the brown people. We white folks will be just fine. I never yet saw a brown depopulater. Funny, that.

 

Hypocrites. All of them. Mind you, it is easy money. If you have a PhD in talking shite, the government will shovel millions at you. Politicians: the most gullible sub-species on the face of the earth.

 

Have a snippet from the report:

 

"New research produced by a Norwegian government project, described as "truly sensational" by independent experts, indicates that humanity's carbon emissions produce far less global warming than had been thought: so much so that there is no danger of producing warming beyond the IPCC upper safe limit of 2°C for many decades."

 

and

 

Renowned Swedish climate boffin Caroline Leck, who was not involved in the research, commented:

 

“These results are truly sensational. If confirmed by other studies, this could have far-reaching impacts on efforts to achieve the political targets for climate.”

 

The whole thing is here: Climate Change Freaks Are Full Of Shit, Report Says

 

It seems that the Green Freaks emerged way too early. We do not need their shrieking until 2050 at the earliest.

 

So governments around the world can now cancel the cheques, or better yet, claw back the billions they gave to these imbeciles in the first place.

 

And for fuchs sake, get my electricity bill down to a sensible level again. All the lies told by warmists achieved only one thing: more money flew out of my wallet than was strictly necessary.

 

I'd like a refund please.

 

And then I want every warmist flogged. Twice.

Ha !

Welcome back,

And a happy New Year to you too :Smiler:

This is hilarious, some people have too much time on their hands :Cool:

Here ya go squire,

I've used this site a few times and always come up trumps.

http://www.shiply.com/

Godt Nyttår fra Norge

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Just got up to take a dump !

It's still snowing, Merry Chrimble everyone, I'm going back to bed for a few hours !

Trust me, this stuff is GOOD . . . . VERY GOOD

2 large onions, finely chopped

6 garlic cloves, crushed

1kg lean minced beef

400ml of Guinness

1 400g tin of red kidney beans

2 400g tins of chopped tomatoes

1 green pepper, roughly chopped

150g of tomato purée

4 red birds eye chillies, thinly sliced, WITH SEEDS

1 Ramiro pepper

1 teaspoon of ground cumin

1 teaspoon of ground coriander

1 crushed stick of cinnamon

Good splash of Tabasco sauce

1 beef stock cube

Salt and freshly ground black pepper

1 large bunch coriander leaves, roughly chopped

Plain yoghurt, sour cream or crème fraiche

Fry the onion and garlic with a little oil, in a large heavy frying-pan until softened.

Turn up the heat and add the mince and a little more oil, cooking quickly until browned and breaking down any chunks with a wooden spoon.

Pour in the Guinness and boil for 2-3 minutes.

Transfer the mixture to a large pan or slow cooker and add the tomatoes, green pepper, tomato purée, ground coriander, birds eye chillies, cumin, cinnamon, and Tabasco sauce and crumble in the stock cube.

Add salt and pepper to taste, bring to a simmer.

Top and tail the Ramiro Pepper and add it whole to the mix, cover with a lid and cook over a very low heat ( around 70-80C ) for about 3 to 4 hours, or until the Ramiro has completely broken up, stirring occasionally until the mixture is thick.

Drain the kidney beans and add them and the fresh coriander. Cook for a further 10 minutes, uncovered, before removing from the heat.

Top each portion of chilli con carnie with a dollop of plain yoghurt, sour cream or crème fraiche and serve with rice, or baked potatoes.

DON'T FORGET, while it's cooking take regular trips outside for "a bit of fresh air", as it smells wonderful when you come back in the house :Cool:

Keep any leftovers in the fridge, it gets even better with age.

Enjoy :In-love:

Credit has to go to my friend Melina for the basic recipe, I've just adapted it a bit to a slightly hotter taste than most Norwegians like. It's not a tongue burner by any means, more like a medium hot curry type spicy, but if you don't like it like that, reduce or increase the birds eye chillies to taste, BUT, leave in the seeds of the chillies.

Hey, there lass, how could we forget you :kissy:

30p

And if you send me the 30p, I'll email you a map showing the nearest waste disposal site to your house :Fun:

Oooooohhhh myyyyyyyy Godddddddd

Shut up woman for chrissakes,

I have to get up at 5am

:Fun:

F*%k me !

Look what the cat dragged in :Surprise:

How ya doing mister ?

Now all we need is KFF, and the old club is complete :Thumbs_Up1:

Remove the cartridges, and with an INK eraser, NOT a pencil eraser, give the electrical contacts a few rubs, then wipe them off with a cotton bud soaked in a mildish solvent (vodka is good for this !! ).

Dab dry with some kitchen roll or bog roll, check there's no fibre strands left on the contacts from the bud or the roll, then refit.

Might work, might not :Fun:

Hey ! look what the cat dragged in :Winky:

Here's a close up of those Merlins in flight, can you see the Spitfire ?

most of you will never get to see this view, I was a lucky boy when I was in the Air Force :Smiler:

It was 34C in there yesterday, I didn't want to get out :Smiler:

:Cool: It's that time of year again, the leckie here has done it's annual summer trick and dropped through the floor in price :Thumbs_Up1:

It's currently less than 1/2P a unit, the lowest it's been for years . . . :Cool:

SO...

...The 3KW pool heater has been running full bore for 3 days now, it's cost me just over a quid to heat 6000 litres of water from 14C up to 28C, it would have been warmer, but I had to take a 12 hour break yesterday until I'd bought and replaced the burned out plug to it

I might even be tempted to put the solar panels back up today, to see if I can get it over 35C before the weekend :Cool:

Fun times with water . . .

They can stick the Oilympics up their collective arses !!

Oh, and as I saw on a news site this morning . . . . the first asylum application has already gone in :Vault:

Good day to you sir, welcome back to the fold :Cool:

I havnt had any lol

You're obviously not important enough :Fun:

10 and counting here !!

When I was on the Pembroke exchange I used Eclipse, they were brilliant, don't know if they still are it's been six years since.