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50 shades of grey by Pam Ayres..................


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50 shades of grey by Pam Ayres.....................

 

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to
 it,
And at ten I went to
 bed.
An hour later she
 appeared;
The sight filled me with
 dread...

In her left she held a
 rope;
And in her right a
 whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to
 strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Ethel hasn't weathered
 well;
She's eighty four next
 week!!

 

Watching Ethel bump and grind;
Could not have been much
 grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her
 Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her
 feet;
A couple minutes
 later;
She put her teeth back in and
 said
I am a dominator!!

Now if you knew our Ethel,
You'd see just why I
 spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd
 uttered.

She stood there nude and
 naked
Bent forward just a
 bit
I went to hold her, sensual
 like
and stood on her left
 tit!

 

Ethel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I
 done !?
She moaned and groaned then shouted
 out:
"Step on the other
 one!!

Well readers, I can tell no
 more;
Of what occurred that
 day.
Suffice to say my jet black
 hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.
...................

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