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  1. I've been to Australia a few times and they do insist that their rules are upheld. Quite picky they are....After all it is their country.
  2. And the very best to you and yours and to all here at Jamerspad. Merry Christmas
  3. Give me some contact info for them and I'll pass it on. If your nephew likes travel this contact could show him the world. Is Southampton nearby?
  4. Anyone know vinyl flooring installer(s) looking for some work. It's on a ship starting in Southampton and I think it ends in the Bahamas. Current passport and double vaccinations required. Starts about a week from now and you can fly home for Christmas.
  5. A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Angus. 'Didn't you say to the RCMP at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine I'm fine?' asked the solicitor. Angus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... ' 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?' Angus said, 'Well, I'd just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin' down da road.... ' The solicitor interrupted again and said ,'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. ' By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Angus' answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'. Angus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin' her down de road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?' 'Now wot da fock would you say?
  6. I have been told by a somewhat reliable source that someone amongst us could possible know of or be the inventor of this new worlds "Marvel". hippos://www.mic.com/p/this-new-self-cleaning-underwear-can-be-worn-for-weeks-if-youre-interested-in-that-22862304?fbclid=IwAR0FpgfiGDjTi3vIYcIWjCUwgTArBzn011_2x8fIXtZXTWl63a-NfdzqYws Personally I think I know which one of you it is!!!
  7. Regardless of the veracity of their story I found their public airing of family laundry totally unbefitting of Harrys' former status...and they were paid a handsome amount to do so. Any thoughts?
  8. thePanhandler

    Covid

    Covid has affected each and every one of us. It has isolated us and left a us with a glum outlook on our world. At this time it is best that we keep a positive attitude. Hopefully you and your son will be amongst those with few symptoms. Keep us posted.
  9. Merry Christmas to all....and a heartfelt Rest in Peace to All1!!
  10. Come to think of it I have gone further...it was quite a thirst!!
  11. Its a long way to go for a pint.....
  12. Not looking at the gaming aspect. I bought one for the wife to use with Wander to explore our world.
  13. Has anyone tried an Oculus?
  14. You do so much. Thank You Sir
  15. Had a bit if an issue here

     

    check to see if this file is the saed as the one I put up the other day.

     

    https://1drv.ms/u/s!AmPsRbs8WB9mgTt4Q8mHuDLkO93p?e=dVfAuI

    1. Macs

      Macs

      That’s the one, once again thanks a lot

    2. thePanhandler

      thePanhandler

      Great......any time my friend!

  16. I can only hope that he is at peace now. He is already missed by all of us here! R.I.P.
  17. Have a great day. I'll have an extra pint or five on your behalf!
  18. Covid 19. The name is enough to strike fear into even the strongest of us. When a person is gravely ill and being admitted into hospital surrounded by doctors wearing PPE they are asked questions. Different questions due to the threatening nature of this virus. Do you have a next of kin? Are you religious? What about resuscitation? What about life support? Do you want to be kept alive on a ventilator...for how long. These are the types of questions that are being asked during this Pandemic. They are valid, but disturbing for most, if not all of us. We have been informed that with Ovid 19 the need for a ventilator means you are close to death and most do not come off of the ventilator. Only the very strongest. The answers to these questions show a glimpse of the character of the person. You have probably answered these questions in your own head as you read them. That part is easy. But would you say the same if you were being admitted to hospital? This is when true character is revealed ....this is when only once in a very long while a truly wonderful person can be recognized. I know of a person that was asked these very questions. They said, according to the admitting doctor, to pull them off of the ventilator, thereby ceasing life support if the ventilator was needed by someone that had a better chance of living. What a answer. When push comes to shove I want this person on my side. It has been my privilege to have had her at my side for over 42 years. Wife, Mother, Grandmother or friend. Call her what you will. I call her Candy. Love Always, Norm
  19. Yes, many thanks from this side of the pond!
  20. Good to hear from you......
  21. It would be funny to see a bright green theif riding down the road. It wouldn't be so funny having a bright gree driveway!
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