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thePanhandler last won the day on November 5 2017

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  1. thePanhandler

    Happy New Year

    Yes, belated it may be but still a sincere HAPPY NEW YEARS to one and all!!!
  2. thePanhandler

    Merry Christmas

    I guess it's a bit late but Merry Christmas everyone! And a Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Norm in Canada!
  3. thePanhandler

    Hola ! from Mehiko

    Sounds like you are working hard. Do you need help?
  4. thePanhandler


    Alcohol WarningsDue to increasing products liability, alcoholic beverages manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following Warning labels be placed immediately on all bottles.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
  5. thePanhandler

    50 shades

    The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed? An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread... In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Ethel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Ethel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominator!! Now if you knew our Ethel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Ethel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done !? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!! Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey................
  6. thePanhandler

    Happy new years!

  7. thePanhandler

    Programming for beginners?

    Check out Stanford university. Thanks have quite e few online and free courses.
  8. thePanhandler

    JamersPad 20th Birthday

    Has been a good site for a long time. Congrats Jamer. Too many more I say as I raise my glass. It's only 9:45 am here so I am making quite a sacrifice. Maybe I'll make a few.
  9. thePanhandler

    HELP solving matrix

    Got it Thanks
  10. thePanhandler

    HELP solving matrix

    Here is a link to the problem. Only one is actually needed to open this box puzzle thing. This is part of an ongoing game that we have played for a number of years. This box might hold another bottle of 18 yr old Bowmore Islay single malt and I could "share" https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B2SjpZYZSL_1N2tZZ2szOUtIdmc?usp=sharing
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    HELP solving matrix

    I have a matrix that needs solving to open a Christmas present. Does anyone know how or perhaps there is a math teacher in the house or a teacher that knows a math teacher. I have not used that math for forty years and by coincidence I threw that text away only two months ago.
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    vacuum sealer machine

    Had a relative use something like that to fit clothes in a suitcase for a holiday. However he did not pack a hoover in his bag so on the trip home he had to buy a new suitcase.
  13. thePanhandler

    Anyone in the US or Canada?

    Hi Just saw this.....woke the wife up and she confirmed. I do indeed live in Canada. We're you looking to buy the pink ones to match your luggage??
  14. thePanhandler

    Swap Verbatim 32GB MicroSD card for decent 16GB

    What about good stuff that looks like crap? I bought this card just outside of the most important pub in my neighborhood from a friend of a friend who was wearing good shoes...except on one foot. That's why he/she was selling the card. Secret service super fast it is so I was told. 16 gig card but since it is a top secret one they put on a phony label of 256mb. Sure am glad I bought this baby but since I don't really need it I'm willing to let it go for the trade. Hope I'm not too late!
  15. thePanhandler

    Rental DVD's in other countries (like Lovefilm)

    Netflix is streaming. First country US but Canada as well and more. Each country has different content. Different wants and costs in each country. DVD rentals??? Rental??? Dark ages are history...we use the torrent-rent-to-own system!